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The results of the first wank after No Nut November.
I survived the month, now prepare for the semen Tsunami.
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Something the they/thems are putting into our drinks all of a sudden.
Alcohol enjoyer: What beer should I buy?
Alcohol enjoyer's gigachad friend: Try Ultra Right Beer. It's not contaminated with tranny semen, unlike a certain brand that shall not be named.
Alcohol enjoyer: Ultra Right Beer sounds good to me.
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Any child under 2 and a half.
So I showed up to my friends house and his two year old’s screaming and crying. I took one look at him and said “Nice semen demon you got there.”
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This whore was such a semen demon she was on her period but still needed my baby gravy
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The type of semen that a man gets from eating black ipod nanos.
"Dude I have black semen, but I didn't eat any nanos."
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Semen Demon Woman who appears possessed as she gives head usually during drug fueled orgies. Insatiable appetite for cum.
Went to the party and Kathy turned into a real Semen demon on every dude there.
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