shadow land is a place is in the 8th deminsion. as far as it being the worst place to be...ever. its 2nd only to hell. its dark and its the place that evil things called toy shifters make their homes.you should never go there. there are several portals into shadow land but once in you can't get out. only "toy shifters" can vernture back and forth between shadow land and our earth realm."toy shifters" worm hole from shadow land into certan business establishments. it is very apparent when this happens. when a business has been booming for a long time and all of a sudden you drive by and the building is for rent or they have a close out sale just when you thought they were in good standings as far as a comunity business and it closes down then you know that shodow land has devoured this futile place. the only portal i currently know of is inbetween two eat/seating booths in a wendy's in grayson kentucky.
easy there skipper don't get to close to shadow land, ya may get flapperjacked on the hillside by one of those dirty toy shifters
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A gang banger! person who smuggles drugs across the mexican border(Juarez) into el paso. THEY WISH!!! Vehicle of choice...crotch rocket also known as a rice beater. Most military members who forget their original club (US ARMY)...1 leader at the BK Lounge. If you are a Shadow Rider you most likely have the name SHIFTA or GIN. your colors are be black and orange because your not original and you stole it from Harley Davidson. On top of that you have mass reflective gear on account of your motorcycle safey requirements. BAD GUYS!!!
Yo dawg! lets meet up at the circle k and roll out and waste gas when its 4 dollars a gallon! WHOOO SHADOW RIDERS RULE!!! formation monday at 0630 just a reminder....
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To make a call to a persons cellular device, only allowing it to ring once and immediately hanging up. So that the person misses your phone call (and hopefully does not her the one ring), while at the same time giving the caller the ability to TRUTHFULLY say ... "I called you but you didn't answer"
"Why didn't I call you? I did call, you just didn't answer. Check your recent incoming calls, I bet I'm one of them! - Shadow Calling
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An individual who exhibits Karen-like behavior (entitled, obnoxious, complaining middle aged woman, and other similar traits) but does so covertly so as to avoid confrontation.
Last week somebody complained that your beard is too long, and this morning I got a complaint that you were seen accelerating too quickly down the street
Oh sorry, I didn't realize the shadow karens were watching
an amazing book and amazing tv series about a magic sun girlie who finds out she is a magic sun girlie and is whisked away to train with other magic girlies and a magic shadow general. then she leaves behind the doormat love interest to train with BEN BARNES. and then runs away again to be with the doormat…
“shadow and bone is an amazing show!”
“have u read the books?”
“no… besides the show is like so fast paced and kaz is so hot!”
“yes and don’t talk to me ever again”
The sudden and surprising release of substantial content. The phrase is synonymous with video games but can be used with just about anything.
"Do you think they're gonna announce the new DLC soon?"
"Didn't you hear? They shadow dropped it yesterday."
When a girl wears tight pants and you can see light through the gap at the top of her thigh between her ass crack
Have you seen that new barmaid in the Rodneys, last Friday I was checking out her moonlight shadow as she was standing in front of the bottle fridge the light shining through illuminated and excentuated her moist contours.