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The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.
Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!
Someone who has hair grow on the shaft of their penis
"Damn did you hear Patrick had a hairy shaft!"
When you are receiving a handski from your sexy time partner without any kind of lubricant resulting in a burning sensation.
"Bro I asked Melissa to give me a handski but she gave me shaft burn!"
When a bald headed man named Lance bends you over and goes to town on a Wednesday afternoon.
"I was trying to go to lunch when I was suddenly awarded the 60th shaft"
Anything that exits the penis sperm, piss, kidney stones need I say more
Bro she sucked the shaft juice out
Anything excreted from the penis drunk as a juice sperm, piss, kidney stones, need I say more
Dude she slurped the shaft juice
When two or more girls have hooked up with the same guy
Girl 1: "I hooked uo with Brian last week"
Girl 2: "So did I! Now we are shaft sisters girll"
Girl 1: "PERIODT"