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Fart-sharting

Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.

“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”

“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”

“I love fart-sharting.”

by Rad Parker December 21, 2021


Shart-nut

A derogatory term for someone being an ass, a literal dingleberry of a person

Daniel was being a shart-nut when he ate the cauliflower gnocchi Julia bought at Trader Joe’s without her.

by Mark7897 May 13, 2018


Ample Sharts

Amplicity Sharts/Lots of Sharts/Bed Shits/Shitting The Bed

Amplicity had ample sharts.

by Sharting247 August 20, 2015


shart ventriloquist

The ability to send a shart through another person.
Also known as ventrilashart

Often used at taco parties and family gatherings

Whoa, You really sharted! It was not me!!!

Ha. Got them with the shart ventriloquist trick

by Hersheydog March 08, 2023


Poot-Sharting

When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.

UhhhhJombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”

“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”

“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”

by Rad Parker December 21, 2021


decoy shart

A fart that sounds like a shart but isn't wet.

Dude that was a decoy shart thank god!

by JackenTheBox April 20, 2017


Shart Syrup

When you apply any kind of syrup on a bitch's asshole & she sharts, the two fluids combine to form shart syrup

Jessica had a sweet tooth yesterday, so I tried to give her a sweet ass-to-mouth but instead she ended up tasting shart syrup

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 18, 2021