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Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.
“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”
“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”
“I love fart-sharting.”
A derogatory term for someone being an ass, a literal dingleberry of a person
Daniel was being a shart-nut when he ate the cauliflower gnocchi Julia bought at Trader Joe’s without her.
Amplicity Sharts/Lots of Sharts/Bed Shits/Shitting The Bed
Amplicity had ample sharts.
The ability to send a shart through another person.
Also known as ventrilashart
Often used at taco parties and family gatherings
Whoa, You really sharted! It was not me!!!
Ha. Got them with the shart ventriloquist trick
When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
A fart that sounds like a shart but isn't wet.
Dude that was a decoy shart thank god!
When you apply any kind of syrup on a bitch's asshole & she sharts, the two fluids combine to form shart syrup
Jessica had a sweet tooth yesterday, so I tried to give her a sweet ass-to-mouth but instead she ended up tasting shart syrup