Kicking Sheets

When you go out looking for someone to take home for the night and end up back at home, under the sheets, alone, and fluttering your feet (temper tantrums) because you're upset.

Friend: What time is it?

Me: Almost closing time man...

Friend: I need to hurry and scoop a chick up real quick.

Me: Man you're kicking sheets tonight.

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ten sheets to the wind

1. see also three sheets to the wind, except that the person referred to is in an even more severe state of extreme drunkenness or disarray (implied by the larger number)

2. generally incompetent, disabled, or otherwise out to lunch

1. Holy krumps. Did you see Nate the other night? He was absolutely ten sheets to the wind.

Yeah, no kidding. What an alchie!

2. Jeez, Mitch, what's your problem?

Sorry guys, but after that exam, I guess I'm just ten sheets to the wind.

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Little Sheet Head

The new name for "Ragheads" because of racism says one middle eastern raghead. Because of that statement the USMC issued THEIR statement. "The ragheads do wish to be called ragheads, because in fact it is not a rag but a sheet wraped around there head and will from this point forward may be referred as Little Sheet Heads"

1. Marine: DIE YOU DAMN LITTLE SHEET HEAD.

2. Army: Sir please shut them little sheet heads up

3. Air Force: Copy dropen a deuce on the little sheet heads

4. Navy: Why are we the only ones that cant come up with a usage for the little sheet head???

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Bed Sheet Hero

the result of not fulfilling one of your many daily responsibilities as a man.

"I was trying to win fap free February but bed sheet hero'd on day 14

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Sheet Rolling

Cum that has been freshly laid onto the sheet that you have just had sexual intercourse on, is cut into a small square or rectangle. this small portion of the sheet with your semen that you have just cut is now rolled into a cross joint and smoked by you and your lover.

Johnny was feeling a bit peckish, so he took his girlfriend on sheet rolling adventures whilst driving his prius.

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Empty Sheet Of Paper

Owner of the GameFAQs Samurai Jack message board

Clean Sheet Wednesdays

Often when Wednesdays get ruint due to cramp occurring in a centre-halves leg just after half time, as a result of this, the team often go home after conceding 3 or more.

Forget clean sheet wednesdays gaffa my legs cramping up just after the half. A true pussy who decides to ruin clean sheet wednesdays due to a lack of fitness

This can often be seen in very shit players who have no intention of helping their team.