Used by lazy and poor people, a shampoo shower is when you have no soap or body wash, but still need to clean. All you do is use shampoo instead of soap or body wash.
Andrew: Dude, why do you smell like coconuts?
Tom: Sorry, i had to take a shampoo shower this morning
The act of stomping shit down the drain of a shower while showering
Swamp: I did a fat shower stomp in there earlier might not wanna go in there for a while
Roberto: ok
The art of pooping, then subsequently taking a shower
Man that papa johns was good, time for a poopy shower.
When someone pees in the subway and the pee runs off onto you.
- How was the end of your birthday night?
- It was great! But then I rode home and felt the warmth of a subway shower. I should've walked.
While your in a rush, you combine eating and showering. Therefore your snacking while taking a shower.
Andy: "Hey robby! Your going to be late for work"
Robby: "Nope. I'm going to be saving time while shower snacking!"
A shower under 10 minutes long. Originated with true pro gamers because they didn't want to waste time showering, they had to get back to their gaming sessions.
Level 1: 6-10 minutes
Level 2: 3-5 minutes
Level 3: 0-2 minutes
Guy 1, "hey, bro, I'm gonna go take a gamer shower. I'm seeing a lady soon."
Guy 2, “Fine, it better be a level 3 though!"
When a guy cums on your face whist in the shower together
"Wendall shower creamed all over me right after I washed my hair."