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says they will play games with you and your friends. but doesnt. stays in discord voice chat.
Friend 1: Hey man you down to play minecraft with the bois today?
Friend 2: Yeah! sure ill be online.
Friend 2: was a simon crocetta
The best scientist out there, coming to you with new words.
Yo dud, Simon The Scientist discovered how to go on the mars!!!
Dud: OMG JHOW////!!!????
By making the best rocket ship made out of cardboard!!!!
DUD: OMGEKGJQ
A very epic man. A person whomst is very fun to hang out with and is very sunglasses. His dick is somewhere between 2-35 inches long. (It’s two). But more importantly (his cock is small) his soul is kind and smart. (Seriously tho his cock is tiny what a little bitch). He’s a smart man with a big heart. (his dicks skinny too, like you can see the dick bone). Despite being a good kind man, Simon has managed to be a Jew. Now I have no idea how he balances this double life but he does it well. Simon Carr is a good man and a good friend.
Simon Carr is Jewish, but I swear he’s cool
one of the smartest most phenomenal people ive ever met. he will go so far in life and will marry me when im twenty six. he is russian and really likes cars (like me!). he is the color dark green and he is also an otter but lately ive been thinking hes kind of more like a platypus because theyre like ducks trapped in a beaver body and idk but my favorite thing about him is that i dont have to dumb myself down. love the guy. love greg a bit more. but simon is the smartest boy i know.
simon gak speaks russian??? not as well as me
A Peeping Simon often enjoys bringing lube, lotion, and binoculars to the nude beach in Vancouver. A Peeping Simon can often be found alongside a Peeping Jack. They will find a nice cozy lookout view, whip out their massive COCKS, get their binoculars and stare off into the horizon. A Peeping Simon is also a beta-male who likes to be cuckholded. Also be wary of a Peeping Simon when you bring your girlfriend as he may stare at her!
Hey you see that Peeping Simon?
Yeah, I caught him staring at my girlfriends boobies
A Mexican who crosses the border looking for money in America’s banks
Simon Ru crosses the border again!
This word is used when someone cant get a girl or any kinda love
For example: bro this week I've been a simon worley