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1: The utter epitome of "fake", "wannabe", and "poser" all in the same instance.
Wow, even Billy Idol was no ashlee simposn.
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A beautiful woman. She has the best legs and feet in the entire world. Her yummy golden legs are flawless, and she has beautiful painted toenails as well. She has such great legs and feet that myspace has an ad of her, with only a picture of Jessica's delicious lower body. It is really obvious its her legs, because it just looks that damn good!
Alan: "What do you jerk off to at your computer?"
John: "Well, I likes feet and legs. I'm gonna go with Jessica Simpson tonight! Can't beat those chick's legs and feet!"
Alan: "Awesome. I'm gonna ask my gf to give me a Jessica Simpson" (footjob)
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Probably the hottest fucking chick in the world. She is hot all day even without makeup. Nick is probably the luckiest guy out there. He gets to hit that ass anytime he wants. Hell Yeah.
Kid 1 "Jessica Simpson is so hot!"
Kid 2 "Yeah I know I would fuck that shit all nite long."
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somewhat of a cartoon milf very hot I guess.
damn marge simpson has a gay laugh
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Nerd:5x45of 56 divided by the hologram of personification during 360 degrees of farenheit....
Dude:STFU LISA SIMPSON
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The simpsons movie is one of the best movies of all time. All scenes are incredibly funny, except for the one Green Day appears in, where they get killed. That is the worst scene in the entire movie.
Green Day fan 1: Hey guys, did you see Green Day's cameo in the Simpsons movie?
Green Day fan 2: Yeah, totally.
Green Day fan 1: Talk about cheek! They had no right to kill them off like that!
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An (in)famous ex-football player who was found not guilty for killing his wife and her young boyfriend.
Look at it this way: Say you and your wife are having problems and you get separated. She starts screwing a young waiter, everyone knows, the guy starts thinking he's hot shit, and then you repeatedly see this dude driving around town in the Ferrari YOU are paying the car note on. I'm not saying OJ Simpson was right - but I understand.
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