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a youtube video where an obnoxious fat lady sing sitting on tha toliet
sitting on tha toliet
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From Bob's Burgers: a burger that's topped with spinach
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sit and Spinach Burger, it's served with spinach!"
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A metaphor for doing something so absent minded, stupid, and painful that you make a note to never do it again. But you're totally going to do it again.
I drunk dialed my ex-girlfriend last night. I always vow to never do it again, but this is the fifth time. Talk about sitting on your balls.
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When sitting upon girls belly, stoned, and ready to release your baby batter, you blast upwards towards her breasts and neck/face
Man, I was so baked last night that I pulled out and did the Jamaican Belly Sit and blew the baby batter all over the underside of her neck
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The annoying habit of a kitty.
Damn it cat, don't sit on my face! I can't breathe.
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A german sit up is when you pick a kid (usually an prick)and ask him if he can do a german sit up. If he says "yea i can" tell him to lay down, blind-fold the kid and hold his shoulders down.
Now here is the fun part, get a friend to sqaut with his pants pulled around his ankles and put your butt in front of the kids face. Now the people who are holding him down let go of the kid - resulting with the kids face ending up in the sqauters ass.
Todd:" Lets make Robby do a german sit up"
Jack:" Dude, thats messed up... LETS DO IT"
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A female with nice ass, kinda like "skills to pay the bills ". She can make money with that booty!
Dog, that female got nice ass! She can work the pole or the stroll! She sitting on a gold mine!!
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