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1) A person who is involved in job skanking, usually due to extreme dissatisfaction with a series of mcjobs.
Every pimp- I mean boss- in every McJob treats me like their own personal gimp. That's why I'm such a total job skank.
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A person who buys/wears glasses for no purpose other than they think that it's fashionable. Their eyesight is not impaired in the slightest, and they usually take the form of your generic skank, hobag, whore, or just all around bitch. Its like getting braces for fun when your teeth are really fine. (this obviously doe not apply to sunglasses, which are another matter entirely).
Girl - "Oh I didn't know Vanessa had glasses. Did she used to wear contacts or something?"
Other, more observant girl - "No, she's just a glasses skank, as you can see by her too tight, ripped up shorts and overly dyed and straightened hair."
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An 8-piece ska band from San Diego California- generally two-tone ska. Formed in 2003 by with only 5 members, the band has progressed far beyond what any of them ever intended. Performing songs about anything from summertime and dirty bitches to "gohsts" and sheep, while covering songs like "Forgot About Dre" and "Drunken Sailor," ~Los Agentes de Skank~ know exactly how to please the crowd and their loyal fans. Now, several demos and line-up changes later, The Skank Agents have grown into one of the most promising amateur bands in SoCal. They recently released their first professional, full-length album "Boat Load of Crazy!" in August of 2006.
The Agents play: Lead Vocals/Trumpet, Drums/Vocals, Guitar, Bass, Saxophones, barry sax, Bass Trombone, Trumpet)
Extra facts:
-only anti-depressing music allowed
-4 of the current members are seniors in highschool, 3 are in college
-lead vocalist/trumpetier is only a Junior, yet is a musical genius; attends a performing arts school.
-saxophonist makes an hour commute -from his college- for every show. He is the master of all saxes.
-drummer/founder has a checkered hat surgically attatched to his head. He can also play the trombone.
-trombone player is also a phenomenal bassist and was so in the band for an extensive amount of the band's existence. He has had a beard since he was 12.
-barry saxophonist and second trumpetier competively play soccer together.
-guitarist is a bro
-current bassist is friggin GOOD at bass. He can often be found during a set, just layin down on stage while STILL playing. He does not own a cell phone.
"Hey hey kids we're the Skank Agents" -Anthem
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When a woman's vagina is so worn out and beat up from years of hardcore intercourse, that it resembles wrinkly squiggles of bacon smashed together.
Brian: "Did you hit that last night?"
Me: "Yeah, but who hasn't? By the time I slammed that bitch's skank bacon I barely felt anything!"
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the name you use when you find out your girlfriend or wife cheated on you after you asked her repeatedly then finally she confesses. Usually the person she cheated on you with is a loser, therefore the word skank.
I'm so sorry honey that I cheated on you with the school janitor. It's ok, I knew you were nothing but a "skank whore".
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a skank who actually dresses amishly/conservatively but is really annoying
"Have you met that new suck-up amish-like girl?"
"Oh yeah, she is SUCH a turtleneck skank!"
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