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(N.) A show used by Law Enforcement in Suffix County to torture criminals into revealing incriminating information. No more Good cop, Bad cop. No more two on one guy in handcuffs ass kickings. Just a Season 7 DVD of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, starring America's Favorite mid-30's Teenage Brat, Sarah Michelle Gellar.
Dubbed, "The Buffy Project" a man named Joss Wheadon (Think Quentin Tarantino, but fatter) created a TV series that would one day become the staple of Non-Violent Prison Torture. Just five minutes of bad puns, and horrid storylines/scripts/plots would make even the hardest of criminals revert back to the infancy stage of human thinking.
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Basically Rookie Eats Everything On The Table Or Floor In His Case
Alison:Wa u up to nick?
Nick: Nurrin much jus anging round with Rookie the buffet slayer
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When you fuck a pregnant chick, and you punch the bitches stomach and aggressively shove your dick in the babies face until it dies.
I was going to be a dad until me and my wife did the "Alaskan Pregnant baby slayer".
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Let's see...where do we begin? He goes to a Highschool in Washington state. His name is Aaron-pathetic, immensely ignorant, arrogant, judgemental, biased, gloating...verily, a POSER. Who denies that of which he is. He is too cowardice to acknowledge or even see it. He claims to be goth, yet his attitude and morals(if they even exist) are exactly like every other moronic kid's in the school.
He also claims to encourage freedom of expression, yet he bashes on people who want to wear anything that he wears.
If "goth" is a culture and not a style, then why does he have a problem with other people wearing tretch coats? Just because people like to wear them, that shouldn't suggest that they want to label themselves "goth", like he does. He is blinded by his own biasism. His cries for attention are seldom noticed, So he shouldn't try so hard to be "different". Because he will never be. Oh, and one more thing-he is supposedly a black belt, yet his pathetic yet hilarios videos he posts of himself practising his so-called "martial arts", are really ameteur-putting it mildly.
Aaron goth Richland father synn emo slayer
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-Yeseo is the main Slayer of the 4th gen of K-pop, she just excel at everything she does
-originally just a playful nickname given by fans, Yeseo has shown that she's is more than capable of slaying everything and is definitely worthy of the title: 4th gen main Slayer
Wow! Did you see Kep1er's performance
Yes I did, Yeseo stood out so much, she's definitely the 4th gen main Slayer
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now me girlfriend has left me, I find I am spending a lot more time buffing me vampire slayer
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An amazing guy who is so good at D&D who will blow your socks off and who is extremely good at Skyrim and can kill the dragon at the snap of his fingers because he is also Thanos. this is the one person who's powers can meet Shaggy. But is far too lazy to battle, also a great dick because you know, a vagabond warrior. Also know as a zesty 3D waffle.
Mc T-rev - "Hey Zod the Vagabond Warrior Slayer of the Zesty Drewgon! How was your weekend."
Zod...- "It was good Mc!"
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