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Slippery Ass Syndrome

When your asshole gets wet and brown after a few hours of not wiping fully.

โ€œI was walking around today at work with a slippery asshole.โ€

I went to the bathroom to wipe and that shit came out brown and yellow aF.

I got slippery ass syndrome

by Ehnnrey June 19, 2018


Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin

A mix between a Slippery Slepunker and a Blumpkin. It's when you shit into a condom while someone is giving you head on the toilet. Then you fuck the person giving you the Blumpkin.

Last night I was giving Tom a blumpkin and he fucked me with his shit. It was warm... Oh, Tom gave me a Slippery Spelunkin blumpkin last week. So sneaky!

by Skanky McChicken March 27, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


as slippery as a butcher's prick

an expression from New Zealand:
extremely slippery, treacherously slippery
difficult to pick up or hold because it is slippery

drive carefully, the road is as slippery as a butcher's prick

watch that guy, he's as slippery as a butchers prick

by duckman_fromnga May 28, 2006

30๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


slippery as goose shit

wicked slippery

The icy driveway was slippery as goose shit.

by H-2-the-Dub August 2, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


slippery hot taco

A complimentary name for a womens vagina.

also see: cunt,
pussy,
twat,
snatch,
muff,
gash,
coochie,
poontang,
cum dumpster,
fish taco,
meat wallet,
bearded clam,
fuck box.

Sanchez:"the aroma coming from your slippery hot taco is quite breathtaking"
Girl:"dont be a sook... here have a mint!"

by G Cody December 21, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


slippery sling-shot

a sexual finishing move where after the male ejaculates into a condom, he quickly removes it, takes aim, and fires it at his partner's face. can be friendly, but is usually beyond rude. see angry pirate .

hey joey, if you really want to end your relationship with suzy, there's always the slippery sling-shot .

by jonny, sick, raina, cain fiddlekiller.com October 30, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Slippery bean

When you lube a Latino/Latina's ass so much you can't hold on to it

Hey man I noticed you laying down these bricks. Would you like a slippery bean later?

by Noosemoose August 16, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž