A bar or party that is infested with a bunch of dudes walking around with blue balls because there is only one chick in the entire place.
I've never seen so many blue balls before, there was only one chick in the entire bar!
Whart a smurf hut, there were 20 guys and only one chick at that party.
When someone (usually a male in a homosexual encounter) farts on the tosser's face while tossing their salad and ends up spraying a tiny splatter of shit in a random freckle like pattern.
While eating some dude's ass in the back of a truck in Las Vegas while my other friends were partying, the big black king farted right on my face and gave me a Spotted Smurf! I love farting! I love poop! I love having big black cock rammed into my ass! I'm a happy Jewish homosexual!
When an indian boy has a very small mushroom shaped penis. This is the smurf home.
hey smurf village!
An alcoholic drink consisting of the following ingredients:
# 12.0 oz. Frozen Lemonade Concentrate
# 6 oz. Sloe Gin
# 6 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
# 6 oz. Vodka
# 6 oz. Blueberry Schnapps
Blend ingredients with crushed ice to desired consistency and taste, should have the consistency of a slushee or daiquiri.
Bartender, give me another purple smurf. In fact, make it a pitcher!
a blue hairy turd that u shit out after screwing a smurf.
Mom, look at this smurf-dingle i crapped out.
When you ejaculate on someone's face and then choke them until they turn blue.
Dude I totally Papa Smurfed Liz last night. She's into that shit.
when a smurf ejaculates his red semen all over you
that smurf just smurfed me in the ass bro!