Spotted Smurf

When someone (usually a male in a homosexual encounter) farts on the tosser's face while tossing their salad and ends up spraying a tiny splatter of shit in a random freckle like pattern.

While eating some dude's ass in the back of a truck in Las Vegas while my other friends were partying, the big black king farted right on my face and gave me a Spotted Smurf! I love farting! I love poop! I love having big black cock rammed into my ass! I'm a happy Jewish homosexual!

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Smurf cum

Have you tasted Smurf cum

Yea

I love Smurf cum

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smurf village

When an indian boy has a very small mushroom shaped penis. This is the smurf home.

hey smurf village!

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Purple Smurf

An alcoholic drink consisting of the following ingredients:

# 12.0 oz. Frozen Lemonade Concentrate
# 6 oz. Sloe Gin
# 6 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
# 6 oz. Vodka
# 6 oz. Blueberry Schnapps

Blend ingredients with crushed ice to desired consistency and taste, should have the consistency of a slushee or daiquiri.

Bartender, give me another purple smurf. In fact, make it a pitcher!

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smurf-dingle

a blue hairy turd that u shit out after screwing a smurf.

Mom, look at this smurf-dingle i crapped out.

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Papa Smurf

When you ejaculate on someone's face and then choke them until they turn blue.

Dude I totally Papa Smurfed Liz last night. She's into that shit.

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smurfed

when a smurf ejaculates his red semen all over you

that smurf just smurfed me in the ass bro!

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