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Grammar sneeze

A grammar sneeze is when a person is so distracted about graining the grammatical upper hand (either by framing a perfect grammatical sentence or by pointing someone else's grammar ) that they them self made a grammatical error.

I was belittling him by explaining the difference between the possessive "its" and the contraction "it's" but i grammar sneezed.

by KnightOnion December 18, 2020


Dick Sneezing

When one blows their load into a tissue.

I am planning on Dick Sneezing while watching some porn.

by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019


Jewish sneeze

When your bitch, sneezes during sex and your dick gets stuck in her vagina

Friend: how was last night

Timmy: yeh it was good but my bitch did a jewish sneeze

by DaddyLoves 8===D November 17, 2019


sneeze edged

when you go to sneeze and then lose it.

person one: “damn it, i almost sneezed!”
person two: “that’s sneeze edged!”

by lukatbhs May 31, 2023


Not to be sneezed at

not to be rejected without careful consideration; worth having or taking into account.

a saving of $550 was not to be sneezed at

by Arminkshipper July 27, 2024


Sneeze Impotence

The phenomenon of feeling like you’re about to sneeze, and then, you do not sneeze.

I thought I had to sneeze, and then didn’t. I even looked at a bright light and it didn’t happen. I got sneeze impotence.

by 011000110 August 27, 2022


"escape hatch" sneeze

Refers to a humongous "ah-choo!" that you consciously "divert" or "re-direct" the air-blast force of through your throat and out your mouth --- rather than letting it travel its "standard" path through your sinuses and out your nose --- thereby reducing the risk of a "wet 'n' messy" spray from your nostrils. Of course, you should still always cover your nose and mouth to minimize germy emanations in any case.

Performing the "escape hatch" sneeze can indeed often allow for cleaner nasal-cannon discharging, but it can also lead to hoarseness and a painful throat if excessively utilized in a fairly short period of time.

by QuacksO September 22, 2020