to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone you care about stop swearing.

(N.B: when i was in elementary school this is the type of punishment our teachers threatened us with if we didn't stop swearing)

mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

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smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble

a phrase that refers to smoking "dope" or weed, then eating some soap (I think just the normal kind of bath soap, but I'm not sure), and then some how getting back to your house in some kind of bubble thing.

some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.

guy walking down the street.

stoned hippy pops out of some ally.

guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"

hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"

guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."

hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"

guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"

hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.

true story

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Soap Stone Document J,B,P

Soap stone document J : to smoke a joint
Soap stone document B : to smoke a blunt
Soap stone document P : to smoke a pipe
Soap stone document W : to smoke a water pipe (bong)

you: yo im mad stressed trynna soap stone document j,b,p after class?
friend: for sho i have "document b" in the car
you: thats good enough! if anything i always have document P in my nap sack

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if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️

the most beautiful quote known to man

Girl 1: if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️
girl 2: what

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Eated the soap

you get smarter after eated the saop

how remove dumb?

you need to eated the soap

undoxable soap

Soap used daily to make sure you remain undoxable (Covers your tracks and become undoxable)

I use undoxable soap everyday to remain undoxable

Soap Manoeuvre

When you drop the soap in prison, but you lie down and pick it up instead of bending over, so nobody puts their sausage up your cookie, because I heard that happens.

Jen: I had to do the Soap Manoeuvre, because Dirty Jim was by me, with a creepy smile.
Beth: Why did you not tell me before?
Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*