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to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone you care about stop swearing.
(N.B: when i was in elementary school this is the type of punishment our teachers threatened us with if we didn't stop swearing)
mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem
son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
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a phrase that refers to smoking "dope" or weed, then eating some soap (I think just the normal kind of bath soap, but I'm not sure), and then some how getting back to your house in some kind of bubble thing.
some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.
guy walking down the street.
stoned hippy pops out of some ally.
guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"
hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"
guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."
hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"
guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"
hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.
true story
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Soap stone document J : to smoke a joint
Soap stone document B : to smoke a blunt
Soap stone document P : to smoke a pipe
Soap stone document W : to smoke a water pipe (bong)
you: yo im mad stressed trynna soap stone document j,b,p after class?
friend: for sho i have "document b" in the car
you: thats good enough! if anything i always have document P in my nap sack
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the most beautiful quote known to man
Girl 1: if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️
girl 2: what
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Soaps. I thought it was cough drops at first, but eh. It is designed to meet the high standards of hard working men. Mainly used by U.S veterans.
This new Big Ass Brick Of Soap is inspired by drinking a fine scotch in a wood-paneled den.
Did you know the Big Ass Brick Of Soap was inspired by the military?
It is the war of two different soap brands merging with eventual unification at the realizations of being bar soap cousins.
Unlike Vulcan soap, Romulan Vulcan soap leads to a better overall soap; each lending their own advantages.
you get smarter after eated the saop
how remove dumb?
you need to eated the soap