Sperm Cannon or more known as -IFwsI- Sperm Cannon~, he is a rather famous and annoying hacker in the game CS2D. He hacks and annoys a lot of people. Banning him is useless.
-IFwsI- Sperm Cannon is h4x0r.
The physical eruption of the male sex organ when it is sexually stimulated with enormous vigor.
Man, that chica at the club last night had me blasting off sperm shuttles when we got back to my place!
Term for the popular citrus soda, Mountain Dew.
The term is meant to emphasize the myth that if a man drinks too much Mountain Dew he will end up sterile.
Coined in 2011
Hey, will you grab me a sperm thinner out of the cooler?
A condition where every time a male has sexual intercourse with a female he impregnates her.
High schooler 1: HOLY SHIT! ZACH IMPREGNATED ANOTHER GIRL!
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.
The process of either masturbating or giving a hand job and using already ejaculated sperm as lubricant.
"Where's Sally?"
"She's out back, sperm churning Jack."
The generic sandals given to inmates in county jails across the nation for daily wear and for use in the showers..to "skate over the sperm". Definitely found at the East and West county jails in Contra Costa County, California.
I got hemmed up for smacking my chick cuz she was fucking my weed dealer. After I got my jail clothes, they took my shoes and gave me a pair of Sperm Skates.
Gaming term for when you take a shotgun blast to the nuts
In call of duty last night I sperm flipped a guy.