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When you sit on the toilet to poop, but you pee first, and then when your crap lands in the water, it splashes the pee into your ass crack.
Bro, I'm having a horrible day, I failed my exam, I got a parking ticket, and I had an Indonesian Splash Party.
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when you are riding a bike in wet weather, you get spray on your ass
I cant be bothered goin for a ride,i'll get fanny splashed
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A woman that enjoys to have her anus, mouth, or vagina used as a deposit area for any man in need to ejaculate.
I dropped my load in that splash bucket
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The subsequent rash one develops after dropping a load into a freshly cleaned honey-bucket. The lack of feces to break your sizable log's fall in the freshly pumped toilet allows the loaf to splash the blue chemical cocktail in the bottom up into your browneye, hence causing a rash.
Watch out Doug - they just pumped the honey-bucket. There's not the usual volcano of half-digested burritos from the landscapers in there to break the fall. You're just lookin' for a case of Blue Splash Rash.
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Verb, transitive: "To splash my boots" is a British army expression meaning to go for a pee in the outdoors (on manoueuvres, etc. when a regular lavatory isn't available.) The action of forceful micturation against a tree or similar tends to cause a splashback onto the boots.
I'm bursting for a piss. I'm just off to splash my boots.
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The act of frolicking around at any waterpark in particular and 'accidentally' manuvering your toe into the crotch of a nearby, and conveniently located fellow park guest. Best performed in a large wavepool or other deeper, agitated water attraction where there is a sizeable group of people in close proximity to one another and limited chance of being immediately discovered as the perpetrator of the act. Usually done in order to satisfy one's urges to make physical contact with a hot, young chick in a way that my wife won't notice.
Billy - "Hey that chick is hot!"
Doug- "Yeah she is, but she's also 12"
Billy - "I don't care, I'm going to give her a Splash Town Handshake"
Doug- "What if your wife notices?"
Billy- "Who?"
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