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Skateboard enthusiasts that often skate around parking lots and sidewalks. Called ‘squirrels’ because of their habits of running out in front of cars, much like their rodent counterparts do.
"Damn curb squirrel skated out in front of me again!"
"Ehh, Just hit 'em…"
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a nut, a mentally disturbed person
your neighbors are totally squirrel bait
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A fuzzy squirrel is when a female who has an extremely hairy pussy has sex with a guy and pokes at the penis putting it in and out. The motion of this move is similar to that of a squirrel nibbling on nuts.
Yo bro that chick gave me a fuzzy squirrel last night, it was amazing.
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1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut
'that fem be a dirt squirrel'
'that girl is a dirt squirrel for sure!'
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A friend who steals his friends crush, even though his friend called dibs(squirrel) on the girl he likes.
Daniel: Man I love this one girl Stacy.
Nick: Oh, uh..me and her kind a got it on last night.
Daniel:Dude i called squirrel on her already. Youre a freekin Squirrel Scammer
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When a testosterone pumped jock slaps you with his (or her) warty balls.
Ex: "Dude i just got squirrel slapped....It was delicious." 2 balls across face
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To have a sexual fantasy about a small, promiscuous mammal.
Yesterday, I dozed off and had a purple squirrel over a raccoon dressed as Tina Turner!
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