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a nut, a mentally disturbed person
your neighbors are totally squirrel bait
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A fuzzy squirrel is when a female who has an extremely hairy pussy has sex with a guy and pokes at the penis putting it in and out. The motion of this move is similar to that of a squirrel nibbling on nuts.
Yo bro that chick gave me a fuzzy squirrel last night, it was amazing.
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1. a female of questionable character
2. a female with a scandalous sexual past
3. a dirty dirty slut
'that fem be a dirt squirrel'
'that girl is a dirt squirrel for sure!'
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A friend who steals his friends crush, even though his friend called dibs(squirrel) on the girl he likes.
Daniel: Man I love this one girl Stacy.
Nick: Oh, uh..me and her kind a got it on last night.
Daniel:Dude i called squirrel on her already. Youre a freekin Squirrel Scammer
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When a testosterone pumped jock slaps you with his (or her) warty balls.
Ex: "Dude i just got squirrel slapped....It was delicious." 2 balls across face
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To have a sexual fantasy about a small, promiscuous mammal.
Yesterday, I dozed off and had a purple squirrel over a raccoon dressed as Tina Turner!
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The mystery of the final destination of squirrel poop has been solved. Everyone has seen those cute little squirrels sitting up on their haunches nibbling on some little nugget of unspecified food source. The ravenous squirrel is actually eating his own poop. The lifespan of squirrel poop is very short. (probably about 3-5 seconds from butthole to squirrel mouth)
I'm not really sure, but I think that squirrel just ate his own squirrel poop!
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