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A furry/anime artist/other talentless, oversensitive type who gets mad at a particular person (usually a female that they have a creepy, backwards crush on) and goes around trying to get even in such ridiculous fashions as writing innacurate, stupid definitions including their real name.
I seem to have a creepy internet stalker on urbandictionary.com
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Someone who follows you on sites like Urban Dictionary and gives all your definitions thumbs up for no reason.
Having a thumbs up stalker is nice, but creepy.
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The act of following strangers in a crowded parking lot in hopes to get their parking spot.
The mall parking lot was crazy Christmas Eve, I drove around an hour and couldn't get a spot so I went Parking Lot Stalker and followed this old couple all the way from the door about five feet behind them and took their spot. It was contagious, on my way in I saw three other cars doing it.
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When a woman, normally from Boston, who is most likely a crazed ex or dedicated stalker slips a Viagra and Roofie into your drink in hopes of you passing out with a stiffy so she can mount you and impregnate herself.
Did you guys hear what happened to Tony the other night? I guess Sarah pulled the ol' Boston Night Stalker on him and is now pregnant.
Someone who does not have enough courage to stalk someone themselves, so they employ the help of a close friend to stalk you for them. Hence, third person stalking.
guy1: dude whats up
guy2: hey, you wanna follow this really hot girl on facebook for me?
guy1: nahh, i don't third person stalk.
guy2: great. now i need to find another third person stalker.
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Someone who cruises continuously around a parking lot till a space close to the front door becomes available.
You've been circling for 20 minutes. Just park the car so we can go in. You're turning into a Parking Lot Stalker for christsakes
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When you date someone and then their best friend (usually a grenade or a choade) starts stalking you.
Guy 1: Dude, her best friend keeps liking all my statuses. She won't leave me alone.
Guy 2: Girl's got Stalker Friend Syndrome.
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