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Mr. Bond

God

Your creepy social studies teacher that everyone thinks is a psychopath. But yet you think he is God because he watches over his children

Mr. Bond is so creepy yall

by It's. Ya. Boi. Ellie_ March 19, 2018


James Bond Burger

to make sweet passionate love to the subject of the sentence

"Bro, if you're not too careful there I might just have to James Bond Burger you up my man."

"don't threaten me with a good time"

by sussy mogus September 24, 2022


bonding

when you and the boys gather in the bathroom at summer camp and take turns dumping Gold Bond body powder down your pants in order to achieve a tingling ballsack sensation caressed by angels

bruh with the Gold Bond: ay bruh come bond with us its fun
random kid: whats that?
bruh with Gold Bond: its like angels caressing your ballsack just come in the bathroom with us
*random kid walks in bathroom and watches 6 dudes dump body powder down their pants*
*random kid tries it and becomes an enlightened one*
*random kid now goes out and tries to get another random kid in the bathroom to bond with everyone and grow the bonding circle*

by yungflip21 December 28, 2021


Bush bond

Bush bond is cop slang for when an an officer has sex with a woman he has detained in exchange for letting her go free. As in, she posted bond with her bush.

Tim Harris tried to claim that sex with victim Lorraine Harris was a bush bond, and that it was her suggestion.

by MrsMuffins130 September 26, 2022


Breath Bonding

Sharing air with someone while neither of you is wearing a mask. Families can be breath bonded. Co-workers can be breath-bonded. Lovers can be breath-bonded.

In the context of harm reduction, one would limit the number of people with whom one breath bonds to minimize community spread.

"I tell ya, Pat. I never thought I would need to consider how my breath might impact the health of another person, but here we are. I'm being careful about breath bonding with folks."

by Kayteezee November 5, 2020


Junk Bonding

Actively pursuing making friends with the wrong people for alternative gain or for self sabotage.

Example one:

Mike: Why are you talking to that guy?
John: Oh I'm junk bonding so that I can get us those football tickets.

Example two:

Howard: I have never understood why you talk to that woman.
Pete: I'm junk bonding with her cause I'm in a dark place and I need to see this through.

by Wholeeyo October 26, 2022


doink bond

Alishah’s weird ass (ily)

My name is Bond. Doink Bond.

by Whytfisthisnecessary March 6, 2018