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a being who gyrates the fecal matter of another human being with their genatallia inserted in the anus
Look at that cum eater over there (Steve Thompson) he is a definite turd srambler!
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(n.) The act of playing Words With Friends while on the toilet.
Friend: dude play me back in words!
Me: give me a minute for this chipotle burrito to digest.
Friend: cmon! it's not Turds With Friends!
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little turds in the shape of a penny ,you want these ones to come out rite side up or else your bung holw will feel like its ripping peanuts out!
Christ look at all those PENNY TURDS floating in the shiter, come in here and look at these if they were pennys i would have a dollar.
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A shit so nasty that to gaze upon it would cause you to lose your mind.
To take a shit so monstrous and inhuman that a new way of thought is needed to comprehend it.
Dont go in the bathroom man, I just took a Medusa turd. Your puny mind couldn't comprehend it.
Dude, I just took a shit so ubelieavable that I cant even look at it or figure it out. A true Medusa turd.
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The small piles of mucky snow left behind, in parking spaces, when the snuck is loosed from a vehicle's wheel well.
Must be warming up, there's tire turds everywhere, in this parking lot.
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Talking on the phone while taking a shit in bathroom that echoes.
I was talking to my mom on the phone while taking a shit and she asked me what that sound was and I told her it was a Turd Echo
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half man, half eagle, half anus hole. abnormally resiliant to alcohol poisoning or good reason. strangely obsessed with body sculpting, beard trimming and blacking out. usually known to mate with gingers. You most likely will find him either in a gym or passed out in the woods with only one shoe on.
oh look! its a bird. it's an indian. No...it's a colon turd!!!
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