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When kicking in a door and kill everyone and everything then come out bloody and none of it is yours
I'm going in like a Marine Tampon. All geared up and coming out bloody but none of it is mine…
Pulling someone's tongue out through their anus.
I'm going to give that bastard a Colombian tampon.
If I fuck this up my boss is going to give a Columbian tampon.
When your friend doesn’t know how to use a tampon so you all gather in the bathroom to teach her
friend 1- GUYS ITS TAMPON TIME
friend 2- oh god
friend 1- I CANT FIND THE HOLE
friend 3- ITS RIGHT HERE
Tampon: A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.
1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”
A condescending individual who gives you the feeling of them being inside you, soaking up all your energy and emotional vitality, just like a tampon absorbs period blood.
1. “Ever since Mark became my manager, he’s been such a tampon. He just drains my energy with his constant condescension.”
2. “Ugh, Jane is being a real tampon today. Her snarky comments are just soaking up all my good vibes.”
3. “I can’t deal with Tom right now; he’s acting like a total tampon, making everything about him and leaving me exhausted.”
a cotton tube attached to a string (for an easy way to remove it) for preventing any leakage during a womans menstral period . When a tampon is inserted, it merely soaks up any fluid and stops it from coming outside of the body, creating that 'fish' smell.
Sarah: "Do you use tampons or pads?"
Danielle: "Tampons... I hate smelling fishy."
A Ford mustang post 1969 that anyone drives. Specifically, the ones that make the driver of this car feels the need to cut off traffic, rev at red lights (no pun intended) and feel the need to wave at fellow tampons.
I.E. - Like a tampon, every pussy has one.
Oh, look another red tampon... used and abused. You can tell because it has to wave at the white mustang.