Liberal tears

The tears of the politicaly incorrect. And this is what a liberal is. they are the believers in pro choice, yet there cocky ass brains won’t let you have a choice. They are commonly know as democrats that won’t let u speak.

Yo u down to burn down liberal tears

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rape tears

rape tears are a desperate plea for attention.

overly dramatic girls in the 818 area code often cry rape tears if they don't get constant attention.

Elisabeth has so many rape tears in her Corona i'm surprised she even gets drunk.

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Tear gas

When somebody farts and it smells so foul, it brings tears to the eyes, and everybody is fighting to get out of the foul space.

You're cruisin' down the strip bumping sick beats with the homies. One of them rips a nasty egg-like fart, causing fools to pull their shirts over their faces and/or pump the brakes allowing them to jump out the whip for fresh air.

Driver: "yo man, why you gotta tear gas my ride?, that shit was unnecessary"

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Tearing Charlie

1. To rip one's own Anus in a period of massive bowel obstruction.

2. To glass bottom boat your dog King Charles.

1. Mom, Jesus is Tearing Charlie.

2. Come here You little SHIT

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bitch tears

When a girl cries to get her way, specifically in order to alienate a guy in a social situation.

"When she brought out the bitch tears, Karl knew he'd be asked to leave".

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virgin tears

The most deadly and lucid drug in the DFW area of Texas. Mostly used by high school age adolescents because the majority of those who use virgin tears die before the age of twenty.

Kevin loves smoking virgin tears, even though he knows what they do to his body.

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tear money

Money made off the tears of a woman. How you make it is up to you.

Let's make shirts, rent a bus, get laid, and get rich off their tear money.

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