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A law Congress passed that denies college financial aid to misdemeanor drug offenders, but murderers, rapists, and robbers are still eligible for aid.
I can't afford college because I got caught with a joint, but Jeffrey Dahmer can get aid because of the Higer Education Act.
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You give it everything you got out there on the field. You play like an absolute madman and you maintain that energy throughout the duration of the game. It goes with that emotional, let everything out, don't hold back. Party.
Let's go doggon'it! We can't play like that, ACT THE FOOL!
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The act of giving sex and the result of sex to your woman.
When your girlfriend, wife, or other has a bad attitude or is moody. Then you need to give her some act-right juice. Then after word they have a better out look on life.
Man my girl is tripping...i need to go give her some act-right juice.
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To masturbate. Jewish people (M.O.T.s) often avoid masturbating on the that day of the week, and therefore must do it more on non-shabbat days.
Teacher: "My, Jimmy, that was a long bathroom break, were you...smoking drugs in there?"
Class: "Ooooooh, busted."
Jimmy: "Hell no bitch...but let's just say it wasn't shabbat in there." (pulls out $1 bill) "Hey, slip the janitor Mr. Washington here for the extra clean up job, will ya?"
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The moment when a person tries to add the name of their boyfriend/girlfriend to Urbandictionary.com just to show said boyfriend/girlfriend how much they "care". This is then followed by creating an editor profile for the sole purpose of getting that name published. Even though that goes against the guidelines accepted by the editors, said moron then used the Meebo/UD chat room to beg people to publish their word for them. What these n00bs don't seem to understand is that nobody else gives even the slightest shit about their word and will likely deny their word out of spite. Often times the n00b editor is replied to by the more veteren editors with a "hell no", resulting in said n00b to bitch and complain about it, often cursing at the other editors and proclaiming that no matter what happens, his/her word will be published. And just like that they put a target on their own word for the masses to auto-deny. Ohh well n00bs will be n00bs..
*new editor joins* If you see Sarah, publish it for me. *experienced editors* Hell no!!! *Xero_Manifest* Looks like another Final Act of Desperation
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Is where a person puts a double ended dildo full length inside of them to the point where they are able to close their anus.
Where did it go?
She pulled a disappearing act on it.
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The end of cuffing season; When warm weather breaks out; The season of the thots
Looks like everyone is coming out of their relationships. Act up season is upon us,
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