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Hands on the bat

The opposite of Ski poles (one girl, two men- one on either side). Derived from playground baseball games when the captains put their hands on the bat to decide which team goes first. Many hands on one penis.

"I met these two tricks last night...took them back to my place and they put their hands on the bat"

by Señor_Cardgage October 24, 2011


Bat Diamond

All men fear him, all women's vaginas fear him, and most of all his mother feared him when he ripped out his own umbilical cord and strangled the doctor with it.

After a coupla drinks at the bar, Bat Diamond walked in and impregnated all the women in the surrounding area.

by alucidreality February 16, 2010


snark-bat

When needing to hit someone with an explicitly snarky comment, one pulls out the snark bat.

In this mornings meeting, I hit Jim from Finance with the snark-bat.

by Hello622 May 29, 2015


G Bat

It means “Sad Loser” in its native tongue. Mostly used as a derogatory insult.

YOU G BAT I CANT BELIEVE YOU WENT AND SOLD MY 8K WORTH OF POKÉMON CARDS!!!

by Weekeepeedia October 8, 2020


Bat-Mite

A Batman fan that got a little too into it. Bat mite is an antagonist in Batman comics and videos and even movies. He is obsessed with the DC superheroes

“Bro wanna watch that lego Batman movie with Bat-Mite in it??”

“Hell yeah bro I love me some Bat-Mite.”

by Iknowwhatyouthink March 8, 2021


bats in the cave

u has boogers

u has bats in the cave

by ii_ishfrench December 11, 2020


legit bat

A huge dick.

"So, uh, what is your pops packin?"

"Oh...okay you wanna know? I don't...I can't even remember...he has a legit bat, not gonna lie."

by the___kraken September 18, 2014