A British Physical

During sex, The man sits behing the female who spreads her asscheecks. The man then reaches in the rectum, and fishes for as much fluid as possible. He then sticks his hand covered in butt juice, into the vagina, and does the same. This is done repeatedly until the female is too sore to undergoe it any longer.

Guy to his friend: last night i gave this bitch a british physical! I was in and out for like an hour and a half!!!

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British People

Probably the most polite, sofisticated, calm, interesting people. Everyone says that they're a bunch of snobs but never judge a book by its cover! If you don't be a rude steroetype to them they won't to you. :) (this is coming from an American)

British people are cool lol idk

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British Shorthair

The most evil, spiteful breed of cat to ever walk the planet. British Shorthairs tend to give you dirty looks 24/7 and stare at you while they plot your death. They are always grumpy and are counting down the days until you drop off the face of the earth.

Person 1: What kind of cat is that?
Person 2: Oh, thats a British Shorthair. Don't make eye contact with them, they will stare you down.
Person 1: OH SHIT!!! (starts running away)

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british men

THE HOTTEST TYPE OF PEOPLE TO EVER EXIST AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME ON THAT

god, british men are so hot and for what

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british cowboy

an Australian

"All you are is a british cowboy"

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British vocatwt

A part of vocaloid twitter full of annoying british people.

British vocatwt is the worst place on twitter

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That British Kid

Mega Gay And loves sucking your dick for free and will pay you so he can do it

I love that british kid

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