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code word for sexual pleasures when you are not behind closed doors and need to talk about the type of ice cream you had whether it be chocolate vanilla or better yet mocha.
i had the best ice cream last night when i went out with Johnny.
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A fat, lazy, sedentary person, who would rather sit, watch TV, and eat a bowl of cream than do anything physical.
Wow, he's such a cream puff. He's sitting on his ass eating a donut while all his friends are outside playing football.
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Release 4.0 of Google's Android.
Although Gingerbread and Honeycomb are not yet available, Google is said to be already working on Android 4.0.
No idea what it will look like, but it will be greater than great!!
Froyo and Gingerbread are said to perform great with a 1 Ghz processor, Honeycomb and Ice Cream for sure will have a big impact on hardware.
Apple and Microsoft: be afraid, very afraid.
A: I want ice cream!!
B: Patience, let's get Gingerbread first.
A: Huh?
B: Or frozen yogurt, whatever you want... Get with the program!!
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the art of canadian cream is the mix of semen, maple syrup, and vodka
“bruh my girl and i had sex the other night and we didn’t want to waste my cum so we make some good old canadian cream”
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When cum runs from a womans vagina down her leg when standing up.
A woman with a cum filled vagina, or cream pie, stands up after sex and lets the cum slowly stream out of her vagina and down her leg.
After I busted in her vagina, she stood up and a cream stream ran down her leg.
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Self manipulation of the female genitalia with intent to produce orgasm; i.e. female masturbation.
"No, baby, don't poke my sheriff's star...I'd rather be alone, churning the cream."
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A load that is so dense after being produced by at least a 12 inch penis , that it drowns any sized fuggin puss. (See fuggin puss).
Yo i unloaded some fuggin thick cream after watching magic first quarter cover again and making me go up 6 dollars.
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