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People who show up naked at your house and offer their luscious warm softness as a "present" for you to savor and enjoy.
Many humans happily welcome visitors baring gifts; extra points if said arrivals also bring tasty culinary treats to fill their host's tummies, as well. I once saw a hilarious two-column essay about "how to please a woman vs. how to please a man"; the first column was a very lengthy list of things for the guy to do for the lady, such as buying her flowers and sweets, opening doors for her, complimenting her on her choices of clothing and praising her looks, etc. But for the other column, it merely listed two very brief items that a lady has to do to make a guy feel special and satisfied: "Show up naked" and "Bring food". :P
A tall girl who is shortphobic and is rude
Person a : omg I hate short people I can't see them bahaha
Person b : omg ur such a gift falola
When performing vaginal sex, the penetrator yells at the top of their lungs: "CYBER KEY POWER" before climaxing.
"Yeah, I gave her Primus' Gift last night. If you know what I mean"
The act of shitting into a partners hand
I gave Tina a huge hot gift yesterday!
Don’t ask where or how the good luck has come your way even if it’s in the form of a discord message.
Kid, don’t look a gift horse in the discord message. You’ll lose out on the gift, the horse, and the discord message in the end.
Don’t ask where or how the good luck has come your way even if it’s in the form of a discord message.
Kid, don’t look a gift horse in the discord message. You’ll lose out on the gift, the horse, and the message in the end.
There are no accepting gifts nor giving gifts in this day, even on birthdays.
Bf: “Happy Birthday honey, here is your gift—“
Gf: “honey!! I can’t, it’s National no gift day!”