The opposite side of a gooch. The region between your wasteband and your genitalia.
Man 1: I shaved recently and I did a good
Job.
Man 2: Did you shave the anti-gooch?
Man 1: the fuck is that
its a gooch that is 4 meters long
u have jeans but i still see ur huge gooch. big gooch
When one's taint is hairy and sweaty, not unlike an ape.
She wanted to lick my ass, but I have an ape gooch, so I told her to reconsider.
I survived a plane crash in the mountains by using my ape gooch to distill water.
You have an ape gooch.
Your ape gooch had a musky stench.
When somebody has a lower than average penis. Sometimes located near the gooch.
"Yo man, you're dick is so low"
"Yee, I know. Totally got a gooch dick, Bro"
I always feel better after plunging the gooch, squeaky clean!
The days between Christmas and New Years Eve. Not including boxing day because that's already boxing day.
These are the official Gooch Days:
Dec 27, 28, 29, 30
One who has a fetish for Gooch's.
My girlfriend the gooch Governor likes to lick on my gooch during fellatio for hours.