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The piss you take the day after partying... Marked by an amber color due to massive dehydration
Person 1: Dude, took the hangover piss already.. i need some fucking water.
Person 2: Word.
A hangover that is caused by the body being conditioned to consumption of alcohol, and triggered by memory/repetition.
If every Friday you get drunk, and have a hangover every Saturday as a result, your body becomes conditioned to feeling hungover upon waking up every Saturday.
If one friday you do not drink, but wake up feeling hungover anyway, due to your body just plain being used to the routine, you are the victim of a phantom hangover.
***Not an official medical condition, but it happens.
"You look like you had some fun last night."
"No, I didn't drink at all, but I got a phantom hangover!"
The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.
The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea
Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting
Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"
Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"
The comatose, exhausted feeling one experiences in their cube an hour after eating a power lunch. The business equivalent of a food coma.
office drone 1: "Hey, you ready to go over that absurdly complicated excel model?"
office drone 2: "Man can we do it later? I've got a massive lunch hangover."
"ones you wear at home that you dont really like and wear on sundays when hungover."
dan: aww man my head, i dunno what to wear, i think i'm just gunna wear my hangover clothes, this old hoodie will do.
The art of copulation while mutually suffering from an alcohol induced hangover. Hangover sex is often referred to as a heightened sensual experience at climax (or 'awesome sex'), most likely due to the temporary reprieve from the hell of the hangover, which gives the impression its so much better because of the immense shitehouse of a hangover you had previously.
Michele: Fancy some hangover sex?
Andrew: No thanks I'm not hungover and you stink of stale alcohol.
When you wake up at 75 and realise you've wasted your entire life caring about other peoples problems, online!
Hello world!
(internet hangover)