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A hangover that is caused by the body being conditioned to consumption of alcohol, and triggered by memory/repetition.
If every Friday you get drunk, and have a hangover every Saturday as a result, your body becomes conditioned to feeling hungover upon waking up every Saturday.
If one friday you do not drink, but wake up feeling hungover anyway, due to your body just plain being used to the routine, you are the victim of a phantom hangover.
***Not an official medical condition, but it happens.
"You look like you had some fun last night."
"No, I didn't drink at all, but I got a phantom hangover!"
The comatose, exhausted feeling one experiences in their cube an hour after eating a power lunch. The business equivalent of a food coma.
office drone 1: "Hey, you ready to go over that absurdly complicated excel model?"
office drone 2: "Man can we do it later? I've got a massive lunch hangover."
The result of one eating until their stomach is at, or over, the limit of what it can contain. People commonly are diagnosed with "buffet hangover" at places where there is no limit to how much one can eat, such as a buffet or events/holidays which involve large quantities of food.
The common symptoms of "buffet hangover" include;
- laziness
- drowsiness
- stomach pains
- nausea
Depending on your age and what you ate, other symptoms may include;
- heart-burn
- food poisoning
- diarrhea
- excessive vomiting
Example 1:
"Man, I should not have went to that party on an empty stomach. I totally had a buffet hangover!"
Example 2:
"Jack had a buffet hangover at that new all-you-can-eat place. He spent all night barfing up a storm!"
any place (bar, club, mate's house, etc) which you are guaranteed to feel chronically rubbish after spending the evening in.
I made the mistake of dropping in on John and Jane last night on the way home from work and I feel rough today. Their place is such a hangover factory.
Physical and emotional symptoms normally representative of a drinking hangover, but which occur from auditing too late, particularly in busy season.
Guy #1: "Oh man, I was here drafting that long-form audit summary memo until 3:00 this morning. I've got a massive headache, sensitivity to light and sound, shakes, dizziness, and an overall feeling of regret for what I did last night."
Guy #2 "Shit, sounds like you've got a serious audit hangover. Nothing that 4 ibuprofen and a Red Bull can't fix, though."
Guy #1 "Oh snap."
Morning headache, induced by the imbibing of reasonable sized quantities of cum during the previous evening.
I got a fresh protein shake last night, now I've woken up with a monumental Charm Hangover :(
"ones you wear at home that you dont really like and wear on sundays when hungover."
dan: aww man my head, i dunno what to wear, i think i'm just gunna wear my hangover clothes, this old hoodie will do.