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Every girl on earth has a crush on an Isaiah. With this being said; Isaiahs can pull any baddies they want.
Isaiah is so hot, muscular, and cool🥵🤤
I want Isaiah just like everyone else
the 4 inch defeater. First of all, the biggest dick ass person in the world. He is not only small but cant even do shit. I mean like nothing because his record is 1 minute and a half. He is a heart-breaker that should not be trusted, and if you see one punch him in the trachea, making sure to break it. Trust me, not him. He Sucks
Isaiah: Yo, I got me a bad bitch last night
Girl 1: What are you talking about, who would sleep with you???
"Bad Bitch": He Raped me!
Everyone else: (Pounds the living shit out of his trachea)
Sexiest man alive. Massive dick and fucks so good. He will always leave you begging for more. Also has the sweetest soul so best person to be with long term;)). He also gives the best hugs and his smile will light up any room. His laugh is contagious and will absolutely melt your heart. He might have a big dick but has the biggest dick energy so if you ever meet him make sure to not let him go. He will show you so much love and devote so much of his time to you in AND out of bed. He wants to make sure he always does the best for you so prepare yourself for a wild ride. Also probably one of the horniest people you will meet so make sure you’re stretched and ready to go cuz he never goes soft.
Person 1: “Damn I really need a good fucking”
Person 2: “Omg you should meet Isaiah!”
Person 1: “you wouldn’t believe it. I got fucked 10 times last night”
Person 2: “who’s the lucky guy?”
Person 1: “Isaiah, you should try next”
Person 2: “I think I will!”
Isaiah is a person who LOVES pickles he loves sucking, licking, and grabbing pickles
Isaiah is a sexy tall fine beautiful all around gorgeous person. He is very chill and has the prettiest smile you’ll ever encounter. Isaiah is an emotional person who doesn’t show his emotions. He is very handsome and free spirited. He values his friends and loves to have fun. He is passionate about his hobbies and is the funniest person around.
“Hey Whos that?”
“It’s Isaiah”
“He’s drop dead gorgeous i wanna lick his b4lls”
A dense, dumb man with a sexual penchant for Craigslist ads.
Isaiah: Man, did you see that Craigslist ad this morning?
Me: Please put your pants back on.