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In New Jersey, people don't know how to drive. When it comes to stop signs, people don't necessarily stop, they just kind of tap the brakes a bit and then jump out to cut off whoever might be coming the other way.
"He Jersey rolled a stop sign so we pulled him over"
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the only state where you can drive 80 mph on a 55 mph highway and still have people pissed at you
person driving next to you in New Jersey: *gives middle finger* fuck you!
you: *gives middle finger back* fuck you too!
A failed attempt at a “French exit” in which the perpetrator passes out drunk in the front yard of a regrettable one-night stand.
I must’ve pulled a Jersey exit last night because I woke up in my date’s yard this morning.
D Henderson, or another piece of shit from Jersey.
Ew what the fuck is that
Oh that’s just some Jersey Trash
Oh I didn’t know Hendo was in town
Taking acid and magic mushrooms together, lesser known as soul bombing
Mac double downed after taking some acid and took the turnpike to jersey by eating some magic mushrooms.
v./n. To pleasure a girl with a frozen bait, while in the mean time she is pleasuring your penis with her mouth.
Yo man, me and my girl did the Jersey Tackle yesterday on the boat cause we weren't catching dick.
When you are fingering a gurl in the club and you slip your finger to far and get a dob of poop on the end of your finger
So old mate joey is at club and he sees a stunner across the room walks over say hey gurl let me bang your pus he then slips his finger down the back of her twerking pants but pushes to far into the cheek gab and get a bit of jersey fudge on his finger