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nottingham knocker

Nathan.H - giving cold callers a titwank at the door

Oh hi, yes I'd like a nottingham knocker

by PsudoSid March 21, 2016


Nookie Knocker

Slang for a penis.

I wore out my Nookie Knocker last night.

by Drewdad71 July 23, 2020


brick knocker

Worlds ugliest pornstar

Nick is a brick knocker.

by Hipdaddyz March 22, 2016


The Devil's Knocker

Like the devil's doorbell, but for your dick instead.

Giles: Why are you so happy today, John?

Steven: Last night, Kyle let me wrap the Devil's Knocker.

Giles: Nice!

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Sherry: You look tired today!

Alex: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Knocker.

Sherry: Nice!

by LastNightsPizza October 31, 2019


clobber-cock knockers

A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.

I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.

by grugligent November 10, 2022


cock-knocker brown

The act of giving someone a cock-knock ie punching a male in the genitals. However, the perpetrator (recently after defecating) crouches trouser-less over the recipients head. Subsequently, as a result of the blow, the recipient raises their head in pain, burying their nose into the executor's muddy anus.

As Terry drunkenly slept, Derek crouched over him, ready to deliver the cock-knocker brown.

by joebananas September 9, 2008


a knocker

an easy one; a piece of cake; not difficult to do or achieve

Billy, that test was a knocker man. I killed that shit.

by yasgoogle October 9, 2017