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Joy lane; a lane only You are own to do whatever You want in;
Them fellas where just a bobing and weaving up and down the street;
Making all kinds of racket; Using the street like a Joy lane.
Street people bobbing and weaving with automobiles in a parade like fashion.
Disobeying the public safety rules of the road in a safe manner.
When done wrong this induces black hatred.
Personally We all need to learn to get high and fly;
Everyone needs to learn to bob and weave in a safe manner;
As it is a street people cultural expression; Which includes all peoples
Brought over here to be used as work stock not just blacks.
NOTE: Bobbing and weaving leads to the jumping of hills;
Which can cause damage to wheel barrings.
Them fellas where just a bobing and weaving up and down the street;
Making all kinds of racket; Using the street like a Joy lane.
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An estate in leicester city, quite clean nice community but some people aren't as kind as others! Be careful how u speak around this area because although people from saff can be kind, the can also switch very easily! But all in all a great place!
Girl 1: what estate in leicester are you from ?
Girl 2: saffron lane !
Girl 1: I've been there....
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this is where i'm at, you know my crib. its a fat place, just opposite my bezzy mate leo (wee've had some good times - like the time when we was pist round his crib, and we shouted "get ya tits out" to this fit biatch. turned out to be my mum, but hey, thats a story for another time)i like the idea of havers lane being known as 'gangsters paradise', i get a lot of attention when girls ask me where i live, they all just want to cotch at my crib.
Alright phatty, wheres yo crib?
Havers lane
oh my god! i wanna cotch at ure crib!
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an asshole driver who forces you to brake or switch lanes by staying in the far left lane (the one designated for faster traffic) and going slower than the appropriate speed for that lane; a real asshole.
friend 1: "dude, i hope we get home soon."
friend 2: "hey!! this asshole is going 10 under in a 55, what's his problem?"
friend 1: "what a left lane cock, you'll have to switch lanes."
Those "Special" people, who usually drive beamers and volvos and lexus and saabs that can do anyting they want in traffic.
They hold people up in the turn lanes and cause people to miss lights. They cause people to block intersections and miss turns because they never pull completely up to the intersections or or the car in front of them when waiting for the signal.
These people also seem to be completely oblivious to the frustration and angst they cause others while endangering those same others lives.
Bubba got rear-ended by a truck while waiting for a lane lag fag to clear the intersection. Had he not had to wait the extra 30 seconds for the LLF to pull up to the intersection he's have given the truck ample room to stop. The LLF wore an appauled look as he pulled off, thankful that he was not rear-ended by the apparent bad driver behind him. After all he just got his new volvo with his promotion to team moron at Microsoft.
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an attempt to switch from the vagina to the anus without warning.
"i had her in the dog, and i pulled a texas lane change on her - and she turned around and kicked me in the nuts."
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An inconsiderate fucktard who upon attaining the leftmost lane on an interstate will not get out of the lane to let faster traffic pass by. Such an individual typically believes that since they are doing the speed limit or slightly over, no one else should be able to go faster since they would be breaking the law.
Bill was driving like an eighty year old woman in the left lane. He had thirty cars waiting to get by, but he would not get over because he was a Left Lane Bandit.
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