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-Tommy: Guys lets go get some burger king!
-Friend: NAH they got to much Foot Lettuce
Sea of lettuce is shit
-Hey I like sea of lettuce
-Nah
A wet lettuce is someone from the West of Ireland who's moved south slightly in the past few years. They were playful and joyous during their childhood (which was sometimes captured on camera).
Kelly, you fucking wet lettuce.
Someone called Peter who wears his headset all the time
Peter is such a wet lettuce, look at his wimpy headphones
When someone has their personality rapidly taken from them and does everything their girlfriend asks.
And then they start lieing about where there going with elaborate tales cos they're scared they will get beaten up
Dim: Where's Pete tonight?
Donz: He said he was comin but his bird rang and he quickly disappeared.
Jack: WHAT A FUCKIN WET LETTUCE!
#moist vegetable#lap dog#Pete #imissmySteph
#lettuce#vegetable#lap dog#Pete
Bro I got with this big sweaty chick last night and she had some gnarly meat lettuce.
a person who smiles alot and is fat who thinks hes very smart but hes not that smart and for some reason woman love his cabbage patch
guy:damn did you see that (squashua lettuce)
Freeman: yea he sure isnt smart
chris:yea and hes always happy for some reason. whats he smiling aboot?
guy: yea thats a (squashua lettuce) for yea
chick:yea but what about his wanton tickle montser?