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Can live forever and is very chaotic and prone to feeding off humans and animals. And is prone to violence
Hey look it’s lettuce jr
I heard lettuce jr commits arson
A very chaotic ball of lettuce with limbs and eyes, it can live forever it is very prone violence.
“Hey look it’s lettuce jr”
“I heard he commits arson”
The act of spraying down a head of lettuce out of holy divinity with water or insecticides, or the act of requesting another person to do it for you out of some holy reverence.
"Please, in the name of God, lettuce spray before the insects get a hold of it or it dries out and wilts!"
I gave Ethan a Five Finger Lettuce all the way back to fucking london, mate.