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Someone British trying to roast you, but it doesn't sound good because they can't say ur mom.
British person: Ur mum is weird.
Me: Stop trying to roast my "mum".
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A nice woman that will make you cookies if your nice.
Person1:who makes good cookies
Person2:ur mum
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A phrase popularised in Melbourne, Australia meaning to swear on something, or make a promise.
Most often used when trying to convince one of the boys about some crazy story they probably wouldn’t believe.
Example:
“Bro we were up all night going hard and this guy jumps off the balcony and laughs, mums soul”
*Watches horror movie*
“Nah mums soul I would’ve ran straight away”
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When your partners Dick pushes against your womb, that you scream, "MUM!"
"That gelt so good I even pulled off a Wombas Mum"
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Pawel's mum is beautiful. She has a nice anus, It is big enough to fit 5 bowling balls and 2 black cocks inside at the same time.
In 2003 she was in a porn movie called pakki bukkake 3 where 15 Indian children covered her face in semen.
Pawel's mum is very open
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an insult or a phrase peoples use, its so funny!
ya mum is!
ya mum did it! ya mum wants ya! i srewed ya mum last nite!
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