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A phrase used to mock someone that is not cool or doesn't have "cool points". (Cool points are entirely made up and based on a number scale dealing with how much someone likes you.)
John: Hey, did you see those girls?
Sean: Wow, they're pretty gay.
John: I know. Negative infinity cool points!
John: Ellie, shut up. Negative cool points for you!
Ellie: ....you have no life....
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depression. the opposite of double rainbow. rather than orgasmic and euphoric amounts of happiness, it is quite the opposite.
Joe: You feeling double rainbow today?
Timmy: No. Actually I'm feeling pretty triple negative rainbow.
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A characteristic possessed by people who concentrate only on the negative aspects of every situation, dismissing any positives.
Guy 1: No one invites me to anything nowadays
Guy 2: What about last week when we invited you to that party and everyone was jumping with joy to see you.
Guy 1: It was all fake. No one actually likes me.
Guy 1 is suffering from a Selective Negative Memory (SNM)
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The act of giving so few f*cks, that you actually pull f*cks away from the entity you dont give a fuck about... aka: A black hole for fucks!!!
Negative F*cks Syndrome (NFS) speaks for itself
Person 1: did you hesr that nancy
Person 2: OMG NANCY 😭 /NEG
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When it never rains because you live in a dumb state who decided that rain was against it's religion.
Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."
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Testosterone Negative Tendencies 1. politically correct term for a man thought to be gay. 2. A man in touch with his feminine side. (positive compliment)
What a lovely outfit your husband picked out for you!" "John has such a wonderful sense of women fashion style for a welder,"T.N.T. acronym for Testosterone Negative Tendencies"
." commented Brenda, to John's wife, Paula
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