Noah has a big penis and I fucked him in bed.
Noah is sexy.
Pulling a Noah is when you converse with another individual and are slowly connecting with one another in a romantic atmosphere, only to ruin by a very un-amusing or inappropriate statement. Forcing the receiving individual to back away slowly in disgust and fear.
One can tell when another has recently pulled a Noah when it is, but not limited to;
-Denial that it ever happened when talked about
- sudden burst of rage
- Bargaining or pleading the individual to come back,
-Crying
-And lastly, acceptance that this will constantly happen.
Whenever one makes contact who pulled a Noah, contact the nearest bartender and/or call his mom to pick him up.
"Bro, I saw you pull that complete Noah"
"I don't know what you're talking about. Shut the hell up and get away from my face."
He is desperate for a girl.He sends nudes and can be very annoying.He is also a motherfucing nigga ass dick
He is such a dick, he is being such a noah.
Noah is a kid who may have adhd and brain damage... he is so stupid 5 of your brain cells die everytime you speak to him. he also calls indians terrorists.
hes so fucking stupid he must be a noah.
wow you just pulled a retarded noah.
a complete dick who is very forgetful...should definitely not have a girlfriend EVER
Girl: Happy Birthday!
Noah: Today's your birthday?
Girl: OMG, yeah you didn't remember?
Noah: Oh I did, I just don't want to say happy birthday to you
Girl: WHAT A DICK
A conceited douchebag who feels authority towards every human being, and believes he is right about everything.