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Ladies: beware this man. He is the Devil. He will lure you in with deep expressions of love, only to drop you in an instant with no explanation. He will not only break your heart, he'll spit on it, do an Irish jig on top of it, toss it in a blender and hit "purée." He'll treat you like a prostitute and disrespect you. He'll try to control you. He will never be able to give you unconditional love. Do NOT trust him! His intentions are not evil, but his heart is shrouded in darkness and can't accept love. He's a lost cause. If you meet a Noah, run gurl!
Noah is the unintentional devil incarnate. You've been warned.
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Noah has a big penis and I fucked him in bed.
Noah is sexy.
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Pulling a Noah is when you converse with another individual and are slowly connecting with one another in a romantic atmosphere, only to ruin by a very un-amusing or inappropriate statement. Forcing the receiving individual to back away slowly in disgust and fear.
One can tell when another has recently pulled a Noah when it is, but not limited to;
-Denial that it ever happened when talked about
- sudden burst of rage
- Bargaining or pleading the individual to come back,
-Crying
-And lastly, acceptance that this will constantly happen.
Whenever one makes contact who pulled a Noah, contact the nearest bartender and/or call his mom to pick him up.
"Bro, I saw you pull that complete Noah"
"I don't know what you're talking about. Shut the hell up and get away from my face."
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He is desperate for a girl.He sends nudes and can be very annoying.He is also a motherfucing nigga ass dick
He is such a dick, he is being such a noah.
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Noah is a kid who may have adhd and brain damage... he is so stupid 5 of your brain cells die everytime you speak to him. he also calls indians terrorists.
hes so fucking stupid he must be a noah.
wow you just pulled a retarded noah.
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a complete dick who is very forgetful...should definitely not have a girlfriend EVER
Girl: Happy Birthday!
Noah: Today's your birthday?
Girl: OMG, yeah you didn't remember?
Noah: Oh I did, I just don't want to say happy birthday to you
Girl: WHAT A DICK
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