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pumpkin pants

Also known as Spanish breeches, these types of hose or pantaloons with pleats and open slits were worn chiefly by men during the seventeenth century, but are now only worn by cosplayers or employees at Renaissance fairs today.

Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Hey, do you see that guy over there wearing the pantaloons?"
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "You mean the one with the pumpkin pants?"
Girl 1 at Renaissance fair: "Uh huh. He's got sexy legs."
Girl 2 at Renaissance fair: "Gross!"

by Bbasdfblooger Borf May 13, 2016


Koala Pants

Pants that are normally worn for comfort or relaxation (usually grey). They are so comfortable that the wearer often mistakes the material for Koala fur/skin. People wearing such should not be disturbed.

"Hey, I was going to ask if you wanted to go for a ten mile run, but I see you're wearing Koala Pants, so I'll come back at a better time"

by VenIggs October 16, 2011


Schrödinger Pants

Pants which are shorter than the wearer’s shirt and it appears the wearer has on no pants. The wearer is simultaneously both wearing and not wearing pants. Much like Schrödinger’s cat; which is simultaneously dead and alive in an unopened box.

The college students have moved back to campus; I saw a whole flock of college girls in Schrödinger pants at Walmart today.

by KuteKhemist August 22, 2018


crust pants

Old pants that have started to fall apart, so you put patches on to keep them from disintegrating. The patches consist of random fabric and crust punk band patches. The pants are also rarely ever washed, but must be washed by hand when they are.

Cool dude: "Woah did you see his crust pants?"
Another cool dude: "Yeah! His pants are pretty dope."

by d0gp1ss March 6, 2023


Netflix pants

Stretchy non-sexy pants, usually purchased from Walmart or Amazon, to be worn at home to watch or binge Netflix. Your kids and the schlub you married will see you in said pants. Note these same pants also work for Hulu and HBO.

Guy: hey babe. Let’s watch Ozark.
Gal: hold on ya schlub let me put on my Netflix pants and get some snacks. I’ll meet you on the couch

by Boom69 September 6, 2023


lethal pants

lethal pants is when a man gets a boner that could possibly kill someone or that he may rape a man or woman.

"Yo Simon, tell yo girl to keep away from jack, he's got some lethal pants"

"Hey Carly, watch out for jack he has lethal pants!"

by ExpertOnEvrything69 May 29, 2017


Sweet in the pants

when you suspect someone of being gay. can also be used at a diss. SEE ALSO "Sugar In The Pocket"

i always thought john was a little sweet in the pants if you know what i mean...
yea after that story he told us last night, im sure hes got a little sugar in the pocket...

by Phazer001 May 29, 2011