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The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.
Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.
''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''
Someone who repeatedly kills plants through negligence and incompetence.
Anyone - Nabs fam, can you watch my plants for me when I'm away?
Nabs - Yeah course fam, anytime.
Anyone - *Returns* Fam why all my plants dead?
Nabs - Ahh I couldn't reach them
Anyone - That's cold, your sick, fucking plant killer
When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say
Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?
a person who uses the resources or supplies from someone else to make them look better.
That random girl in the mall the tweeted that picture of you is a plant! She's only using you for likes an retweets.
A person who’s so stereotypical and/or boring that they seem like they’ve been planted there by aliens who think that’s how humans are supposed to be.
“Josh is like, the most stereotypical douchebag I know.”
“Yeah he’s such a plant!”
To pile drive your penile area into a small hole in the ground
Sage wanted me to plant her garden.