nug plug

the medium between your oral cavity and the suction end of your herbal cigarette. not used to filter fine particulate but perfect for course ground materials.

support your local farmers

"can i cut a nug plug outta your zigs?"
"if you had put a nug plug in, it wouldnt be poopin"
"should i nug plug this joint?"

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nose plug

The art of clamping your ass cheeks around a sleeping friends nose and farting directly in his nostrils

Dude, I gave Kevin a "Nose Plug" last night while Jep held him down, and he threw up all over my balls

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Nut Plugging

When a person inserts their testicles into a lover's asshole. Hell, it could be some complete stranger too! Knock yourself out!

I nut plugged your mom's ass yesterday

My mom's dead. YOU FUCKING PRICK!!!! *cries and runs away*


nut plugging

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Mucus plug

A small mass of cervical mucus formed during pregnancy of a biological female. It is found at the cervical opening (if you finger-bang a chick deep enough, that "knobby" feeling thing in there) to prevent external and vaginal pathogens entering the womb during gestation (via the cervix of course, the baby head can still get Zika-ed.) It also keeps your jizz from getting all over the fœtus when you plow a pregnant chick, so no pedo.
Near the end of term, the plug will dislodge and exit: typically shortly before or after her water breaks (if it's not induced or whatevs.) This is called the "show" or "bloody show," and basically looks like her snatch sneezed (a cunt-achoo if you will.) Some vaginal trauma, REALLY rough pounding, or prolonged coitus involving a Mandingo can dislodge the pussy-booger earlier than nature intends, but another will form to replace it eventually; extra care must be taken to not introduce additional opportunistic bacteria or pathogens until this happens (so no ATV Intercourse if possible, or fucking any filthy, swamp dick-ed truckers.)

Remember men and/or lesbians! It's absolutely fine to rail a preggo, they get sloppy-wetter than usual, you can drop as many loads as you want, and her vajayjay gets real crowded during those last few months; feels great! Just when that mucus plug comes out, be ready to beat off for several weeks after...

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cooter plug

A common word used in reference to a specific type of feminine hygiene product, that is often flushed down the toilet, causing said toilet to clog. Also known as a tampon.

Father to Plumber-Guy: "Have you found what's clogged up the toilet again?"
Plumber Guy: "Not yet..."
Father: "Better not be them damn cooter plugs!"

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Butt Plug

An apperatus that can be inserted into the anal area used to heighten sexual pleasure.

Anal Beads are one example, some butt plugs can even be found with animal tails on! Very commonly used in the celebrity world for example sophie jolliffe the infamous french bulesque dancer is know to have used them with her current partner James d'eumontford.

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Pony plug

Shoving a horse dildo up your anus

Last night I shoved a pony plug up my ass

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