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quarter life crisis

People who experience a midlife crisis at around 20 years old instead of their 40s and 50s. Usually male.

Tom got out of college and immeditaly bought a big flashy car. He must be going through a quarter life crisis.

by The CJyoo May 12, 2004

3πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


just like a canadian quarter

looks great on the outset, but turns out to be worthless

can be applied to anything or anyone

john is just like a canadian quarter

by cheaptrickrick December 27, 2010

2πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


put a quarter in your ass

Shut the hell up.

I heard enough, put a quarter in your ass!

by Solidome January 30, 2016

3πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


three quarter length trousers

homosexual trousers worn by men who are not yet liberated from the cupboard! poofs!

"look at that bender in the three quarter lengths!"

by mark10001 June 20, 2005

9πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks

Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while β€œkings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says β€œskylanders” on it

(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )

Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine

by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021


five cents short of a quarter

1)when you got a couple dimes
2)two hot chicks... nickel

when you see two dimes walking down the street, on a boat, or at the beach;

"dude, look over there is that a nickel?"
"Ya bro I'm about five cents short of a quarter"

by M.D.310 May 16, 2008

3πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


quarter life crisis

A quarter life crisis is a crisis that happens when you are in or around the ages of 15 to 20.
Some signs may be cutting or drinking

There is blood on the floor little janey must be going through her quarterlife crisis

by nick May 12, 2004

3πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž