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17-year-old snowboarder Red Gerard, the first American to win a gold medal in the PyeongChang Winter Olympics 2018, who upon realizing he placed first after his third run, promptly said “holy fuck” on national television. Not only this, he overslept his alarm for the event and lost his coat, needing to borrow his roommates. He’s the new patron saint to teenagers everywhere, and the hero America deserves.
Also, a phrase now used to describe a person down to their final option in a dire situation and pulling through beautifully.
“Adam pulled a Red Gerard when he landed a home run after two strikes.”
The Tuesday before Valentine's Day when your significant other is most likely to break up with you before the holiday.
Tomorrow is Red Tuesday I guess I should break up with him before Vday comes instead of after.
Red kool-aid flavors such as fruit punch, cherry and strawberry, referred to by coons as 'red kind'
Tyrone: "Yo shaniqua i jus made some kool-aid you want some?"
Shaniqua: "what kind is it?"
Tyrone: "Red kind "
Shaniqua: "Sho nuff"
A scrumptious cafè serving savory smoothie flavors and recovery shakes.
I needed a Chicken-69 smoothie from Red Mangus after that IM practice.
1. A KILLING SPREE
2. HAVING SEX WITH A MENSTRUATING WOMAN.
3. WHEN YOU SLICE YOUR VICTIMS THROAT DEEP ENOUGH TO SEVER THE CAROTID ARTERY
I WENT TO DAVE;S HOUSE, BUT THERE WAS AN OBVIOUS RED SPLURGE. THEY WERE ALL HACKED TO BITS.
It’s when you are getting/giving such good head on a motorcycle that you cause the driver or drive of a cliff.
Mourner: How did chad die?
Chad’s uncle: Red road from my sister
Mourner: His mom?
An invitation to any event that is made by a distant associate circumventing a closer associate who may be uncomfortable with the invitation.
When older brother invites younger brother's girlfriend to family Christmas via Facebook, without younger brother's approval or knowledge, she has recieved a "red invitation".