sunday brunch

When you inadvertently and/or hilariously offer oral (or bestiality, or the like) to your best friend via text, because, thanks to the crowdsourcing of language on UD, everything is a sexual euphemism now.

Me: Hey girl! :) Do you want to come over for Sunday brunch?

Julie: Whaa? You DO know what that means, don't you? You'd better check Urban Dictionary before you invite anyone to brunch again. LMFAO.

Julie: But yes, I'm free for brunch.

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blackout sunday

every sunday you drink until you blackout. pretty much self explanitory.

Man, my boyfriend broke up with me and my dog died..im sure glad its blackout sunday.

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Sunday Best

The best band on long island.

Maybe even the world in like 2 years

Im not kidding.

http://www.myspace.com/sundaybestofficial

Steve Tedesco you like sunday best right?

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sunday roast

when an old man talks about getting laid, only to find out he made love to the sunday lamb cutlets.

oh fuck it, grandads made the sunday roast again this week. only give me two lamb cutlets.

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Sunday Stomach

The queasy stomach feeling one on has the Sunday after a weekend of punishing ones insides with an assortment of alcoholic beverages. Symptoms include: extreme hunger, sick feeling after food reacts with remaining alcohol, desire to vomit out innards. The feeling is magnified when different types of cheap liquor are combined. Often accompanied by a massive headache.

Bro 1: Dude, what did you drink last night.
Bro 2: Some natty lights, shots of vodka and tequila, and a couple four lokos.
Bro 1: You must have a bad case of sunday stomach.
Bro 2: Yea man, and that burrito isn't helping anything.

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Sundays are for the girls

A weak attempt at answering "Saturdays are for the boys." Similar to how the Warsaw Pact answered NATO.

Sundays are actually not for the girls, only Saturdays are reserved, and for the boys specifically.

Madi: "Sundays are for the girls!"
Ryan: "No they aren't, they are for Jesus."

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Alina on sunday

When a person behaves completely different on sunday than on the others days of the week

Person 1: wow she is so different today
Person 2: yeah she is an alina on sunday

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