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TABS

Talented Acclaimed Beautiful Successful. The term was being used at a very frequent rate ever since in 2018 on music forum ATRL.

George: "Whew, Gaga just won 3 Grammys for the top 5 hit 'Shallow', ugh TABS!"

by Yuhyuhx13 February 17, 2019


Tab

Then A B*tch

Bro I Was Ugly Tab In Dat Picture.

Girl He Was Super Fye On Dat Picture But In Person He Ugly Tab.

by Brejaaa_J December 28, 2017


Race the tab

A fun driving game. It involves being a short to moderate drive away from home or your destination (30-45 minutes, 45-60 if you want to play at a higher difficulty), taking a tab of LSD and then driving to your destination.

The objectives of the game are
1. To make it home before the acid kicks.
2. To leave as little time between arriving home and feeling the tab as possible. If you start tripping the second you get out of the car you have pitched a perfect game.

This can be done with mushrooms, MDMA, DXM, pills or even DMT (if you live super close).

There are multiple tactics that you can use for racing the tab. You can speed which will likely get you there sooner, but also increases the chances of a traffic stop which is (obviously) bad news. Some people like to drive 5-10mph under the speed limit which will make you less likely to be pulled over, but more likely to start tripping behind the wheel. The best method in my opinion is to find a happy medium here.

1:
Dion: Bro I got us some primo orange gold flake gelatin LSD to take at the theater!
Dan: Holy shit, dope!
Dion: The only problem is that it takes like an hour to hit. So the movie will be halfway over by the time we feel it.
Dan: Dude let’s race the tab and take it right before we leave, that way we it kicks in right when Toy Story 3 is starting!

2:

Gino: Bro, yesterday was sus. I got pulled over on my way back from Electric Forest with two tabs of leftover blotter on me! I had to race the tab and made it home literally 30 seconds before I started to trip!
Dan: Holy shit, a perfect game! Good thing you didn’t get pulled over on your way to Electric Forest huh?

by danasp_42 January 9, 2021


tab wank

Vigorously poking one's finger in, out and around the ear hole to loosen up wax or displace trapped water.

Look at that bloke over there, he's having a right good tab wank.

by Richb1 September 29, 2023


tab tappin'

opening a number of blank pages by clicking the 'new tab' button multiple times to see how many tabs can fit on your screen..usually a result of extreme boredom at work.

guy 1: "bro you look real busy, whatcha doin?
guy 2: " nah bro, just tab tappin', got 20 so far.

by bouxman June 16, 2014


Tab Moment

When you're having a conversation with someone, but it suddenly gets lost in translation because the other person confuses them self based on their own words. Then their stupid confusion makes you confused then you just have to drop the conversion because it just got way too confusing. You can refer it to as a dumb white bitch moment

I was talking to my girl about whiskey, but then she had a Tab moment because she confused Jim, jack, and Johnny for guys she hooked up with

by Hopingforfaith June 22, 2015


tab hanging

To listen in on other's conversations that don't concern you.

He over heard a secret because he was tab hanging through the door

by Starr 37 February 27, 2016