Tom Hanks

Everything and Anything that guy says is funny.

Tom Hanks : I have AIDS.
Peter Griffin : HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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Tom Chaplin

1. The lead singer of the wonderful band Keane.
2. (noun) A man with *very* pinchable, cute, chubby, cheeks.
3. (verb) To pinch a cute, deserving cheek.

1. "Wow, Tom Chaplin rocked in that concert last night!"
2. "Tom Chaplin is just so adorable, look at those cheeks! *squee!*"
3. "Wow, I just really wanted to Tom Chaplin him right there."

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Tom Hiddleston

Also known as The God of Mischief/Hair. Most known for his role as Magnus Martinsson in Wallander, F.Scott Fitzgerald in Midnight In Paris and Loki in Thor and the upcoming The Avengers. To sum this perfect human being up, he is everything blonde curls are made of.

Look at that head of blonde curls, it must be Tom Hiddleston

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Tom and Jerry

LITERALLY THE MOST FUCKING GREATEST FUCKING TV SHOW EVER FUCKERS. I FUCKING LOVE DAMN TOM AND JERRY MOFO'S! 2+2 = 4 THAT FUCKING GODDAMN QUICK MATHS BITCH THIS IS A FUCKING GREAT SHOW warner bros ! YOU IS AWESOME. #1940

dick

TOM AND FUCKING JERRY IS AWESOME BITCH! - "Defined as tom and jerry is awesome"

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tom waits

a musician of multiple genres started from 1970-present. he is probably one of the most underapperciated artists of all time and the most famous person nobody has heard off.


must listens are albums "rain dogs", "mule variations", "orphans brawlers bawlers and bastards".

he talks like tom waits.

he dresses like tom waits

you should listen to tom waits

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Myspace Tom

The guy who made the horror of Myspace.

Hey, I'm Tom, and I ruined millions of lives. THX.

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inappropriate tom

Person prone to making vulgar, sexual comments or gestures lowering the tone of normal social situations.

During a civilized dinner:
Person 1: "Would you rather suck off that guy over there or a horse?"
Person 2: "That's disgusting, you're such an inappropriate tom"

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