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A walrus is a cute af animal that looks like my aunt
Roger:Aww It's A Walrus
Me:No that's just my Aunt
Roger:oh
A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.
Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.
A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.
Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.
The fat girl with a pretty face that gets skinnier as the beers flow, you kind of feel bad for taking advantage of her but the blow job was too good to regret.
Me- Dude, I fucked Tina last night!
Friend- holt shit dude, that's a golden walrus if I've ever seen one.
When you’re having sex with an abnormally overweight woman and she is constantly farting.
Dude I had sex with this girl las night, she was a total bloated walrus
A man who is loved and hated by the community he was bitten by a radioactive walrus and now is the youtube epic walrus some teacher love him while others don’t he is a simple man but not a simp man he loves gaming and memes his YouTube channel is dormant and he loves his homies except for texkz he can go and die he will stop at nothing to beat the boss get the girl or cockslap the homies his best friends or the boiz are 6ishop Kevin and your mom
Texkz : your garbage talk to me when you have 100 subs
Everyone : stfu texkz that’s why no one like you
6ishop: that’s why your clips suck
Acid : ha ha loser l’s
Epic walrus : thanks guys I really love you
When You take chopsticks, put them in your mouth then make a loud whale/ walrus noise while having sexual intercourse with your partner.
Wanna come over and hump me like ricky the walrus