A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"
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When you mess up so bad you say the the first words that come to your head. You may say this when:
1. You spill water on something important.
2. You say ´hi´ to someone you thought was someone else.
3. Your computer dies when you are working on something and it doesn´t save
4. You reread the first sentence and realize there was two thes.
A: *Hits their knee a chair.
A: fuck shit bitch motherfucker.
when someone is on that fuck shit
he be on that fuck shit
The fucked shit is anything and everything depending on the context because everything is shit and all that shit is fucked. Great term to use while tripping balls when most words no longer work
Hey dude pass me the fucked shit I wanna get proper fucked mate
Oh mate I’m sorry to hear about the fucked shit, can’t believe she’s dead
Pass me the remote I’m gonna put on the fucked shit
Im really horny will you do the fucked shit
Remember when Will Smith did the fucked shit
(Phrase) An act of sticking a penis into a pile of shit.
See (shitfucker) https : / / www . urbandictionary . com/define.php?term=shit-fucker
Present tense: John loves to fuck that shit.
Past tense: John fucked that shit into pieces.
When you squat over someone’s butt hole and shit in it and they pass it back
Tyler:yo Jessica you wanna start Shit-Fucking
Jessica: eww that’s gross but hot *creams*
when u shit cum and fuck fuck fuck at the same time
fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit hole fuck shit i cummed holy shit i fuck fuck shit fuck fuck fucking shit hole fuck shit i cummed
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